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Ladies and Gentleman, Boys and Girls, and Curious Ones of all ages, step right up, I welcome you to come on in, inside the INTERNET CIRCUS. The computer is your PASSPORT, your MAGIC KEY, to the greatest show on earth, LISTEN to the sounds, FEEL the Frenzy, and SEE all the unusual websites. And the websites, Well, they are something else.

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I will be updating my homepage often with new links, news, photos, and tidbits I find important and meaningful.

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Arkansas Redneck Hillbilly Vocabulary Word --> PURTNEER: almost,"He purtneer got himself a load of buckshot in his behind when he slipped off his palameener horse."

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Republicans believe everyday is the 4th of July, while Democrats wish everyday was April 15th.
Mr. President Ronald Wilson Reagan 4/15/1986

This is my home page, the doorway to my site. I hope you find it as useful and as amusing as I do. The reason I built this website/homepage is to provide resourceful means by which those I know and do not know can reach me and/or use my findings to help or amuse them. I hope you all like it.

Please sign my guestbook and add any comments or reactions you have to my site. You can also contact me if you wish. I will take care in reading all electronic mail and respond if necessary.

TODAY
Today I do not want to be nice
So that I will be seen as "nice."
Today I do not want to sell myself on myself.
Today I do not want to want for work.
I want to work for work.
Today I do not want to live to want
I want to live to live
Today I want today
Today is today afterall.

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Firewater Moonshine
...Zesty!

PINK LADY:
1.5 oz. Gin
.75 oz. Lime Juice
Dash Grenadine
Dash Sweet Cream
Dash lemon Juice
Crushed Ice

IT'S A FACT JACK:
Potatoes contain 15-18% fermentable material and are traditional sources of alcohol. One ton of potatoes will yield about 25 gallons of alcohol.

Romans 12:21
Do not be overcome by evil,
but overcome evil with good.

The 1986 Public Report of the Vice President's Task Force on Combatting Terrorism is the definitive document regarding international terrorism and the United States role in combatting it. The high-level panel of experts who prepared the report defined terrorism as : The unlawful use or threat of violence against persons or property to further political or social objectives. Terrorism is generally intended to intimidate or coerce a government, individuals, or groups to modify their behavior or politics.

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