The definition of Insanity is to keep repeating the same behaviors over and over, but expecting to get a different outcome.

WISH SANDWICH: Take two pieces of bread and wish there was some meat in the middle.

RUBBER BISCUIT: Throw it at a wall and it bounces right into your mouth.

You are a New York cabby, it is Monday, the sky is gloomy, the Yankees lost their game Saturday, and 2 fares are picked up at 133rd street. One fare is dropped off at 121st street. Then three fares are picked up at North Water Street. One fare gets on at Church Street. 2 fares get off at Park Street, but one new fare gets on. How old is the cabby?