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There was this elderly couple up in their 80's who went to the Annual Spring Festival every year and every year the husband would stop by the $10 Plane Ride and say to his wife "Honey I sure do love to fly." To which she would undoubiously reply "Well you know $10 is $10" and he would always go home without the flight. This year when they were by the $10 Plane Ride the pilot overheard their conversation. Because there was nobody in line at his ride he said to the couple "Today and today only I have a special for you two, yes you." The elderly couple were awestruck by the fluent pilot and listened attentively to what he had to say. The pilot went on "Today I will fly you and the Mrs. for $10, but wait, there's one condition and that condition is you must remain absolutely quiet or I will charge you the regular price of $10 each." The husband was frantic to go and the wife finally agreed to go after hearing of the $10 savings. They boarded the plane and the pilot went straight up in the air zoomed around, dived down, flew side to side, did vertical flips, tail wags, wing wags, and performed daring inverted flight maneuvers. Through all the feats not a sound was heard from the riders. After the ride was over the pilot asked the husband how he managed to stay quiet through all those rough and tumble acrobatic stunts, to which the husband replied "Well kind sir, you are a daredevil in flight and it took all of my might ah it was a very difficult task for me to do and I almost did say something at that one point in our flight when my wife fell out but I just kept thinking $10 is $10.
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